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Hello facebook lovers. If your looking for a good laugh check out this group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=301988394663. The rest will speak for itself.

Scape goat.

When put in incredible awkward situations people deal with them in different ways. Some fidget, some sweat, and some turn to any activity to remove themselves from the situation. Time and again people on the television pretend to have a call, then the phone rings. It is completely predictable to the point it is no longer funny. Now texting has taken over as a means of escape. The same issue can result, but you can receive a text while texting, so its not half as bad.

My friend told me about a kid in her human relations class. Everyday he would sit by her and stare at her throughout the class, without saying a word. An hour of being silently stared at is enough to put anyone on edge! We passed the kid a couple of times and she was like "there he is." While grabbing my shoulder and looking frightened. I found this incredibly amusing. Then one day I was quietly reading in the library when I received a text from her saying. "Weird guy is setting with me. please come. hurry." I then heroically rushed to the scene, while snickering. Weird Guy must of sensed my superhuman presence, because he immediately left. Shortly thereafter Weird Guy quit sitting by her in class. I found this to be very strange. Maybe he didn't want to compete for a friend, maybe he found a new interest, or maybe he thought we were lesbians. At any rate we've all had our "weird guys" and have used the phone to escape or to find a hero. That day I was the hero.

Tyrannical=Bad nincompoop!

On Tuesday I am going to a seminar with some other students. This seminar will be full of people working in the career area I am pursuing. Hopefully, I can get some contacts, so I can get out of my low-paying fast food job! Although, I recently found that posting funny pictures and such around my job has made it bearable. Possibly a bit enjoyable, maybe. My manager has started to tell me "you're doing a great job" and "thanks" a lot more. Every time I really want to quit it starts getting better, and that is why I still work there "sigh." I assume these new compliments stem from the recent manager meeting, or possibly the old manager gave him some advice. Tyrannical=Bad nincompoop!

Don't you love the word nincompoop? I used to use it frequently, but one of my friends said she didn't like it because it sounded "mean." Personally I think calling someone a nincompoop is much better than "idiot" or "moron." The work "ninny" is also among my favorites. This word must be used with an English accent: "close the boot ya ninny!" Beautiful.
Here's another random animal photo:

Today I heard the most hilarious break up letter . It was so incredibly amusing. I then proceeded to find this website.

I then generated this letter.

"Dear Stupid,

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im bouncing and not lookin back.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you Never shaved your arm pits. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have a decent conversation with a person of the opposite gender. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.

Good riddance, Me"

The first problem is it didn't ask for my gender. It appears my boyfriend should shave his armpits, and was flirting with my father. This generator would case a person to want to break up with another, due to all of the spelling and grammatical errors. I could hardly restrain myself from fixing at least a few of them. Granted, it is a masterpiece in comparison with the linked letter. Teehee!

"Baa says the lamb, the lamb says baa."-Flapjack

This is a picture of my dog for no particular reason.

Alright, so I haven't posted in a while. I am back to school, the grind. On the plus side school has helped me with list item #3. When I leave for school in the morning MWF I actually have to put thought into what I bring. I pack my own lunch so I do not have to waste my money on delicious and tiring hydrogenated oils, and who knows what else! Everyday I bring a tangerine with me as part of my lunch. Somehow I got tangerines with seeds. I realize it doesn't look very lady-like (yes I'm a girl) to spit tangerine seeds out when you miss one while combing for them. I think this has helped me to repel college boys, which I am very proud of. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them engaged me in some sort of spitting contest; which, admittedly I would enthusiastically participate in.

The book reading isn't going as well, because now I am forced to read. I enrolled in a class called Honors American Literature 2. Sounds crazy? Maybe that is the reason only 3 people, including me, are enrolled in the class. The professor fought for the class, and the school let him keep it.

The joke war with my friend didn't turn out so well. She liked the joke (which is good). I saw it in her car in a nook where the radio should be. It's like a little shire to the note. The note is a sacred gift or something. Anyway, she liked it a lot, and no war has started.

Oh man, now it doesn't look like I've posted everyday! Why does midnight have to start the next day?
I think I may have developed a recent obsession with chickens. This is an awesome video. It is dedicated to the person that voted on my poll. Thank you.
If you like it go to YouTube and look up Chad Vader.

List Item #1: Yesterday I got a new book. I decided to get a book no one could resist. A book of short stories about modern superheroes. The first story was a bit annoying, as it focused on the superhero’s physical prowess (it was disturbing). Fortunately each story is written by a different author. I was then obliged to skip to a completely different story which I quite enjoyed, until it abruptly ended on a strange note.

List Item #3: I have not written an actual letter, but I have written many silly notes and left them around at my job when we where excruciatingly slow Wednesday. One of the notes I left on the fridge reading “Whatever you do, do not look at the back of the fridge?” I then taped a picture of a snaggle-tooth smiley face at the back of the fridge. (There a snaggle-tooth). I then continued to laugh about it the rest of the night (easily amused?). Today my manager admitted to me that he didn’t look at the back of the fridge that day, because he was afraid there was actually something back there.

List Item #5: I have done minimal work on this front. Today my place of employment was incredibly busy and management displayed a general lack of competence coupled with being annoying and overly demanding (sound familiar?). What really got me is one of the sinks had become grimy. Instead of cleaning the sink, someone took the time to wet their finger and sketch “I am dirty” into the bottom of it. I almost sketched “clean me then.” There also seemed to be a “Convention of Annoying Customers” nearby. I wouldn’t be surprised if these things actually existed. The worst part is one of those customers told me “we’ll definitely be coming back here.” She was so earnest too. My resolve has been further strengthened to find a new job, and have a new set of problems.