Tyrannical=Bad nincompoop!

On Tuesday I am going to a seminar with some other students. This seminar will be full of people working in the career area I am pursuing. Hopefully, I can get some contacts, so I can get out of my low-paying fast food job! Although, I recently found that posting funny pictures and such around my job has made it bearable. Possibly a bit enjoyable, maybe. My manager has started to tell me "you're doing a great job" and "thanks" a lot more. Every time I really want to quit it starts getting better, and that is why I still work there "sigh." I assume these new compliments stem from the recent manager meeting, or possibly the old manager gave him some advice. Tyrannical=Bad nincompoop!

Don't you love the word nincompoop? I used to use it frequently, but one of my friends said she didn't like it because it sounded "mean." Personally I think calling someone a nincompoop is much better than "idiot" or "moron." The work "ninny" is also among my favorites. This word must be used with an English accent: "close the boot ya ninny!" Beautiful.
Here's another random animal photo:

Today I heard the most hilarious break up letter . It was so incredibly amusing. I then proceeded to find this website.

I then generated this letter.

"Dear Stupid,

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im bouncing and not lookin back.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you Never shaved your arm pits. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you flirted with my father at our family christmas dinner.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have a decent conversation with a person of the opposite gender. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.

Good riddance, Me"

The first problem is it didn't ask for my gender. It appears my boyfriend should shave his armpits, and was flirting with my father. This generator would case a person to want to break up with another, due to all of the spelling and grammatical errors. I could hardly restrain myself from fixing at least a few of them. Granted, it is a masterpiece in comparison with the linked letter. Teehee!

"Baa says the lamb, the lamb says baa."-Flapjack

This is a picture of my dog for no particular reason.

Alright, so I haven't posted in a while. I am back to school, the grind. On the plus side school has helped me with list item #3. When I leave for school in the morning MWF I actually have to put thought into what I bring. I pack my own lunch so I do not have to waste my money on delicious and tiring hydrogenated oils, and who knows what else! Everyday I bring a tangerine with me as part of my lunch. Somehow I got tangerines with seeds. I realize it doesn't look very lady-like (yes I'm a girl) to spit tangerine seeds out when you miss one while combing for them. I think this has helped me to repel college boys, which I am very proud of. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them engaged me in some sort of spitting contest; which, admittedly I would enthusiastically participate in.

The book reading isn't going as well, because now I am forced to read. I enrolled in a class called Honors American Literature 2. Sounds crazy? Maybe that is the reason only 3 people, including me, are enrolled in the class. The professor fought for the class, and the school let him keep it.

The joke war with my friend didn't turn out so well. She liked the joke (which is good). I saw it in her car in a nook where the radio should be. It's like a little shire to the note. The note is a sacred gift or something. Anyway, she liked it a lot, and no war has started.

Oh man, now it doesn't look like I've posted everyday! Why does midnight have to start the next day?
I think I may have developed a recent obsession with chickens. This is an awesome video. It is dedicated to the person that voted on my poll. Thank you.
If you like it go to YouTube and look up Chad Vader.

List Item #1: Yesterday I got a new book. I decided to get a book no one could resist. A book of short stories about modern superheroes. The first story was a bit annoying, as it focused on the superhero’s physical prowess (it was disturbing). Fortunately each story is written by a different author. I was then obliged to skip to a completely different story which I quite enjoyed, until it abruptly ended on a strange note.

List Item #3: I have not written an actual letter, but I have written many silly notes and left them around at my job when we where excruciatingly slow Wednesday. One of the notes I left on the fridge reading “Whatever you do, do not look at the back of the fridge?” I then taped a picture of a snaggle-tooth smiley face at the back of the fridge. (There a snaggle-tooth). I then continued to laugh about it the rest of the night (easily amused?). Today my manager admitted to me that he didn’t look at the back of the fridge that day, because he was afraid there was actually something back there.

List Item #5: I have done minimal work on this front. Today my place of employment was incredibly busy and management displayed a general lack of competence coupled with being annoying and overly demanding (sound familiar?). What really got me is one of the sinks had become grimy. Instead of cleaning the sink, someone took the time to wet their finger and sketch “I am dirty” into the bottom of it. I almost sketched “clean me then.” There also seemed to be a “Convention of Annoying Customers” nearby. I wouldn’t be surprised if these things actually existed. The worst part is one of those customers told me “we’ll definitely be coming back here.” She was so earnest too. My resolve has been further strengthened to find a new job, and have a new set of problems.

Today I realize I may be too lazy to establish a blog. Not lazy in an "I do absolutely nothing but watch television and surf the net" type of way. I'm lazy in the when I have free time "I do absolutely nothing but watch television and surf the net" type of way. I've never really kept a diary or anything; for the most part I just didn't feel like it. Most of the things I wrote consist of comic strip renditions of actual events in my life, which I still find hilarious. I guess I thought this blog would help me in some way, like maybe I would start eating fruit everyday if I stuck it out there for anyone to see. Of course I don't want to blog about any serious issues going on in my life, believe me it would make a sociopath cry (which they regularly do to blend in, or so I've been told). This thing is supposed to be positive, reflecting optimism and joy to whomever stumbles upon it (although the number may be few).

I am increasingly bothered by the ads on the monkey and globe features, but come on the monkey is interactive! Those features are just down right cool! Right?

I leave you with a picture of one of the greatest animals our planet has every seen.

Yes a chicken. A chicken originating in China. From a humble egg to a fierce fighter. This makes sense considering the prevalence of Chinese Chicken, which I was perturbed by while searching for a website to link with this chicken.
These chickens have been tested as to their powers. My preteen brother decided to initiate a battle by chasing said chickens. Said chickens proved their fighting power by flying up into several Karate kicks. My brother proved his cowardice by running from the chickens. "Well done Austin-son." Just another victory in the powerful embodiment which is the chicken.

7 Steps to a Better Me for the Month of January:

1. Read an actual BOOK. With pages and everything! (School textbooks and comic books don't count!)
2. Write a letter! The letter should also include spastic drawings, like my snaggle-tooth smiley face.
3. Eat some fruit everyday. (Drinking juice doesn't count.)
4. Do my bible studies well ahead of time. Scrambling 20 minutes before leaving the house is unacceptable.
   
5. Find a new job. The serfdom is getting old and I need to kick-start my career! (Whoa! Yeah! Kickstart my heart!).
6. Start a joke war with one of my friends. (This has already been set in motion). I will post the letter later.
7. Come up with a budget I will actual follow. So far I either spend nothing or everything. Isn't there a happy median? (shaking head disapprovingly).